Jotting down stuff before the brainfarts.
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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
Source: chaystar
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there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
(via chocolatewonkababy)
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bloody brilliant!
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(via gigglingbean)
Source: thelostwonder
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(via gigglingbean)
Source: valesmf
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(via gigglingbean)
Source: thecleverhelper
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normal people watching a tv series: 1-2 episodes a night
me: 1-2 seasons a night
Source: helna
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
Source: rougemarionette
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Variates <3
I dared to deviate from the version of myself who was distant, timid and almost always tongue-tied, and…
It was a good time. Then some people started tearing up. The mood shifted, a good kind of shift. I never thought I’d be such a crybaby during the tribute. I’ve always been aware of my sentimental side but it’s news to me that my tear glands can no longer hold up as much as they used to. I guess I never really expected that Variants, especially the seniors, would mean so much as I had this mindset before that I might only stay acquaintance to the people I know in Stat. Geez, I was such a loner (emphasis on was)! But UPV made me feel so welcome, so appreciated.
S-Fest. Even to me, the ambiguity of that “S” is still a case that is yet to be solved. What’s certain is that I’d never made it through the application process without you. Never in the entirety of my existence have I imagined that I could put up to a Lady Gaga outfit but I did. Things like taking a sip from a bathroom faucet on my own accord and mimicking Kim Chiu on her TV commercial were never meant to be part of my bucket list but just within a day, I got them both done. Oh the fun I had during that time. Out of my comfort zone indeed. So way out, I must say. But everything is much more than worth it.
INTE. It’s the breeding ground for the nicest hybrids of “bitches”. Although I think we’re on a brink of extinction, ang babait nung mga bata e (at ang tatalino haha). But then, the greatest creation of this committee was not one of the exhibits but the bonds formed between the members. It’s a committee, a family, that remains even beyond graduation.
SEC. Joining this committee, all I wanted were the photo and video editing tasks but here is where it occurred to me that writing is actually fun once in a while. I probably should update this blog more often.
“Super” seniors. We just tend to lose it whenever we’re together to the extent where we could seemingly stand any kind of “public humiliation” that we consciously bring upon ourselves. We always make fun of each other (or more often than not, other people) and we find humor in almost everything. While others are busy “acting their age”, we talk about cartoons and anime from way back grade school years; we sing along to the oldest of songs which probably date back to our parents’ (and maybe our grandparents’) childhood years; and we play games like “Dr. Kwak-kwak” (how do you even spell that anyway?) and “pass the message” that kids today probably never even heard of. It is as if every bit of seriousness has left your every flesh but when a situation calls for concern and sincerity, you all know how to deliver. I’ll always be grateful that I’m a part of this circle. Cheers for the coolest nerds!
I was practically invisible but upon joining UPV, I became a “bitch”, a “boss”, and a “kamahalan” (wait, that just sounded like a mean girl. Oh no…). Ironically though, I think I’ll miss these labels. Perhaps the time 3:15:15PM will serve as a silent alarm that from time to time will find a way of ringing inside my head… head, head, head. And that song, well, as it’s worth three years of dance steps, it’ll be “louder” than any LSS that I’ll get.
Okay, ang arte ko.
I know all this drama will backfire eventually. So go ahead, quote me in that “batang-inagawan-ng-candy” tone. We’re one such happy bunch and we can’t stand too much drama. We might be reeling into a puddle of mush today but by the next day, everything will just be plain hilarious. But seriously, thank you so much guys! I love UPV 10x and more! Yey!
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